Well my true and loyal fanbase, this does not even deserve a captains log introduction because this is serious! somehow i miraculously contracted the vintage virus known as poopvid19, the consequences of this on my life have been a disaster. The biggest reason is I cannot attend ShortShortFest!!!!!!!!!! can you believe it? i was so excited to go to short short fest and chill with all my brodies, but now i am isolated and confined to the closet i live in. Time i could easily spend reading or practicing something i am instead using to watch multiple hour long video essays on internet drama. My days have consisted of shitposting and watching internet drama videos for a few days now and i feel ashamed!!!!! im not one to use the internet often but the day i caught the Vid again that all changed! i feel like ive been transported back into 2020 again which can never be seen as a good thing in any context. I guess one good thing about that time was the progress i made in deus ex and earthbound, two games i normally wouldnt have time to make progress in. unfortunately i quit gaming about a year ago and have no real means of playing video games anymore (i miss TF2 and Gmod mostly). Regardless, im very sad i cant see the Joshi cartoon played live at short short fest with an audience. it breaks my heart!!!! so if anyone has video of it at short short fest pls send to me as i sit trapped in these 4 walls for the next however many days. I hope the pukebomb crew and associates have a blast and spread the PB gospel with honor. the worst part of losing taste and smell is not being able to smell my own farts anymore , a past time ive held near and dear to my heart.
